2005 JOKE OF THE WEEK WINNERS Dillon Flood: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! Justine Deyo: Why wouldn’t the oyster let anyone have his pearl? Because he was shellfish! Sydney Gorman: What is a ghoul’s favorite drink? Ghoul-Aid! Katie Bird: What did the fuzzy hat say to the wooly scarf? You hang around here, while I go on a head! Nicholas Cicchinelli: What did the captain say when the band boarded the ship? A-band-on (abandon) ship! Justin Saie: What pet has no feet? A Carpet! Uwa Omorogbe: Why do you always walk with the right foot first? Because the other one is always left behind. Nicholas Davis: How did the piano get out of jail? It had a lot of keys. Erin Byrne: What does Buzz Lightyears’ wife say when she goes shopping? To Bed, Bath and Beyond! Last updated: 2/11/05